Meet the denizens of my realm.

Since the humans are simply support staff, they will play second fiddle.  First in the household are the Hench-cats!  I know, I know, why are they hench-cats if they are the primary inhabitants of their world?  Well, because they don’t read written English so well and I can get away with it.

Ocean – The lord and master of the house!  He is an insidious sneak who cheats at hide-and-seek and uses his devious four-paw kung-fu to best you at races.  He likes to sit on the sink and take long naps in whichever cardboard box is handy.

Sin – The thug.  A brute of a cat with the lesser known claws of the hydra, if you trim one, three spring forth to seek vengeance!  He is the indignant shadow that trips you at midnight.

Joker – He is the mismatched eyes of jealousy.  He is the interruption to your tranquility and the cat-scratch that appears without warning.  His goal is to spoil your fun and lay on any important papers you may have.

Griffen – She who will vomit on your prized possessions!  The watchful lurker who appears on your shoulders without warning.  Her combat style is iron-paws that will pummel you and a sonic battle-cry that will shatter your very bones with it’s ferocity!

Friday – The fish.  He doesn’t do much.  He’s a fish.  Very good at meditation though.

Mrs. The Spider – She knows and obeys the One Rule.  If you possess more than four legs and you startle us, you will die a splattery death.  She runs laps around our kitchen light.  We don’t know why.